JL Johnson 2d ago
Turns out Chrome can’t add 4 gb of #AIshit to my drive because I don’t have that BS browser on my machine.
JL Johnson 6d ago

Something I’ve learned in the corporate world is biz bros HAAATE when their industry is subject to “commoditization.” That’s their buzz for ‘waahhhh, our competitors are competing / any differentiation or advantage we had is gone, so we can’t overcharge anymore’

ANYWAY. All of this #AIshit? It’s already mostly commoditized. Some outliers, sure. But that’s got to mean we’re in a bubble, right?

#CorpLife #LLM #GPT #MicroSlop #AIslop #AIbubble

JL Johnson Apr 29

Totally bizarre how "I used AI" in every context except at work results in [deserved] scorn.

But talk about outsourcing your expertise to a stupid machine to the bosses at work and it's met with applause... From the leaders. Peers know better and are deeply skeptic.

#MicroSlop #AIshit #CorpLife

Show threadJL Johnson Apr 29
@witix #AIshit
creohn 💥Apr 29
Remember Albania’s “AI” minister?
Yeah about that … https://balkaninsight.com/2026/02/13/actress-sues-albanian-govt-for-using-her-image-for-ai-minister/ #AIshit
Actress Sues Albanian Govt for Using Her Image for AI ‘Minister’

Actress Anila Bisha told BIRN that her image was used as the face of Albania’s AI-generated public procurements ‘minister’ without proper permission.

Balkan Insight
creohn 💥Apr 24
“an exercise in nailing jelly to the wall. And trust me, us designers know.”
https://jonnyburch.com/i-love-ai-but-it-still-cant-design-for-shit #AIshit
I love AI, but it still can't design for shit

Without a critical human eye, AI produces slop. The quality bar is yours to maintain.

Show threadJL Johnson Apr 19

And it’s not as simple as adding a bit more oil. I buy the overpriced cans of engineered fuel. It’s premixed, and more stable (longer lasting) than gas. A small can (1/4 gallon) will typically get me through the season.

#AIShit #AI

JL Johnson Apr 19

I expect zero sympathy from this crowd. Maybe some gentle ha-ha Nelson Muntz pointing. Buuuuut…

In a rush I asked AI which fuel ratio my 5-year old weedeater would take. It asked for model (who knows that?!) but I knew the brand. It confidently said 50:1, so that’s what I went with.

SO, GUESS WHAT? Mine wants 40:1.

#AIShit #AI

creohn 💥Apr 14
Ich bin simulier- aber nicht ersetzbar
https://deathbyclawd.com?url=creohn.de #AIshit
Are You Just a .md File?

Find out if your SaaS can be replaced by a Claude Skill. The SaaSpocalypse Survival Scanner.

Death by Clawd
JL Johnson Apr 9

There is a site I will link to to in a reply. It housed a beautiful trove of boiler plate disclaimers and notices. You know the stuff: See site for details, void where prohibited, etc.

I’ve used the site for actual decades. Never remember the URL, nor bothered to bookmark it. All I had to do was “google” (or more recently “duck duck go”) some of the language and it’d be at the top of the list.

Nowadays, not only is it NOT at the top of the list, every search engine’s stupid AI tries to mansplain the disclaimers.

#AIShit #enshittification #google #ai