Happy New Year everyone!

The mummers parade is streaming live from Philadelphia. It's the oldest continuous folk parade in the US. Check it out!

https://www.wfmz.com/mummers/

#foxandthistle #mummers #parade #folk #marchingband #marching #music #getdown #masquerade #costume #newyear #2026ce

So tonight I had the honor of holding up my phone's time app to those near my space in the bar as the definitive reference for what the cellular tower thought my actual time should be, and the loudest mouth in the room got this time off by ONE SECOND. Nobody cares for computers if people locally reign. Buffering has taken that away from us.

So in #2026CE, let the tech bros know their rule is tenuous. They can't hold onto the truth as well as we can.

#2026ce. The #cloud still doesn't know what the lights in my apartment are doing. I think that's a win in my book. Computers are dumb, but middle management is dumber. Punching a button on an app to turn down the house to 25% while watching a movie isn't nearly as fantastic as being off the grid. I love tech. I hate tech money. Resist.
Happy New Year, everyone!
#NYE #2026CE
Gentle reminder that if you want #Mastodon to turn #2026 into a hashtag, you have to add letters, or else it'll think you're just typing "number 2026". Use something like #2026CE or #2026AD or whatever. Hope this helps!