#WH has just announced that #DJT, #JDVance, #Bibi, #Putin, #Xi and a few others have decided to take an indefinite sabbatical from #politics and #governance. #Elon is going to launch them in Star ship towards #Alpha #Centauri system. To make this happen, prior to Nov mid terms, the entire budget of #JAXA, #NASA, #ESA, #ROSCOSMOS will be diverted to make this a success.

#SpaceX will be given 100B dollars for this. Bezos is pissed but whatever. Deal with it.

Peace out ☮️

#1stOfApril #April1st

Jaaaa!!1! Es gibt endlich eine API für #diaspora!!

#allfoolsday #1stofapril #AprilApril