There were three men came out of the West
Three kings both great and high
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon must die.

They took a tank and ran him down
With bullets in his head
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon was dead

But when the Spring came kindly on
And showers began to fall
John Mastodon got up again
And did surprise them all...

Hey friends, out of curiosity, I'm wondering where people on the shaggy elephant *lean.*

Regardless of how you tend to vote (perhaps rationally, pragmatically, wearily) or what political party you belong to (if any at all), in your heart of hearts what best describes your position (your hopes, your desires, your ideals, your reality) on the (frustratingly limited and problematic) standard spectrum? Let us know below. Thanks!

Feel free to boost this post. Cheers!

Public Service Warning

Mastodon has a very big surge of new users right now. There's no way to tell if it will be sustained, but at this early point it looks similar to Nov 18 when Musk pulled the employee purge.

It is very challenging for system administration to accommodate so many new users. If your server starts to struggle, it is not broken and will get sorted out.

We're all in this together. It's our social network. Be patient. What we are building is amazing.

#twittermigration