A Friendly Slacker

@we_locusts
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Revolutionary slacker. Anti-authoritarian Left. Roguish nerd. strategic hypocrite. he/him.
just thinking about how white people thought gorillas were made-up until 1847
Boost to make my kid go the fuck to sleep already
When I walk into a public restroom I like to look around, sigh deeply, then say in an uncomfortably loud voice, "Oh man, if these walls could talk."

In the asteroid belt, there is an asteroid named 13079 Toots.

That's a lot of toots.

https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=13079

JPL Small-Body Database Browser

Okay folks I'm closing up shop and skipping town from here on out find your premium orb content at @[email protected] please follow me there and then I will follow you and all will be joyful and we will kiss and hallelujah
@helldude tfw you switch to ultimogeniture because your youngest is a bright, handsome, fair minded genius then accidentally impregnate your 20yr old wife at age 90
My kink is freeing toots from context and boosting them in the air like savage thought-balloons.
The original toot booster
starting a change dot org petition to get *chubby* to be the official scientific term for erection. and from now on erectile dysfunction will be called chubbile whoopsie-doo.

im a simple enby:

i see "boost if"

i boost