every university website is so poorly designed that it feels like you gotta solve riddles three just to see your class schedule

i mention that i'm a mastodon influencer and the arbys cashier calls the police

when they put your custom character into a cutscene

bringin back all my top posts like a 90s clip show

whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus

if you don't use a content warning when asked the kids from cyberchase come out of your monitor and kick you in the taint

cracker barrel is where you go when you get banned from chili's for saying the n-word

jon tron had his neck removed to make room for more racism

in Australia the TL scrolls the other way