stuart

@SEMIANONYMOUSCOWARD
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getting into the Halloween spirit on my way to a few countries in the most Halloweeney place in all the world: the Middle East
"halloween" was initially a portmanteau of the words "hallowed" and "ween" meaning saintly or revered penis
@SEMIANONYMOUSCOWARD to clarify, I am not having an affair with the sea
my partner just accused me of having an affair with the sea
Going to buy a pig and call him squealy dan
those pianos in public places are about the worst thing in the world
tired: yo mama jokes
wired: yo-yo ma jokes
it's good when you like someone's content and you're like "they are a good person" and then you find out they are also hot and you're like "I'm not even liking that person just because they're hot, how deep am i?"
off birdsite for a while as travelling in middle east
said person is literally a Bard who has won the Eisteddfod