King Dead 🌹

@king_dead
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A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, a shark on beer is a beer engineer.
30. who knows when I'll use this again
CapitalismIs Bad
Pronounshe/him
I hate myself for this but I'm not stopping. @PervyPhantom
Griffin McElroy has ruined the name James for me. Sorry Jameses of the world: I can no longer take you seriously because all I hear is his wu tang bit
So lb has been so far ostracized they're partnered up with eugenicsbob which is a hell of an update.
Graham Linehan is just bootleg John Oliver
evo psych is just horoscopes for dudes
Which came first: Ready Player One or the tulpa known as Ernest Cline? Did one spawn the other in an endless and horrific cycle?
Danegeld (1002 AD)
Say what you want about Ctrl-Alt-Del, but Tim really had his fingers on the pulse of gaming culture
Actually, Frankenstein can be both the name of the doctor AND the monster because fiction doesn't have hard and set rules so go crazy go nuts