It's still a bit cold in the St. Lawrence valley, especially with these half-crotchless Levi's 501s on. The picture was taken seconds from peeing in them , then I got lost in the moment. It sure was warmer - for a time 💦

#rippedjeans #levis501

Caravan Palace has been my favorite electro-swing band since 2010. Originally formed to make the soundtrack of a silent porn film, no less!

This video is of particular interest. The dancer's getup (@odd_sweet on IG) is not only a nostalgic nod to Marty McFly but also features nice Levi's jeans and beat-up Nike sneakers which had plenty of close-ups, to my delight. I just can't ID them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57fY0LeESQY

#caravan_Palace #jeans #nike

Useless - but fun - fact :

During the Cold War, as USSR and USA were designing a docking mechanism for Apollo and Soyuz crafts, none wanted to be the "penetrated" party. So in a feat of engineering, they designed a module where no craft was the bottom in the transaction. Sex is definitely a motor for progress!

https://jordanrussiacenter.org/blog/technological-fixes-and-sex-in-the-cold-war-part-i

#coldwar #engineering #space

Two years ago, I tried generative AI for my smut literature needs. I found Smitten, a NSFW erotic story LLM based on Mistral if I'm correct. It creates up to 2,500-word stories about what you want and is legal, be it zombies, toe socks or sexy steampunk clockmakers!

Quality depends on your input and sometimes weird (but funny) stuff plops out.
https://www.smittenstories.com/

#ai #smutLit

It was written in the stars : thanks to my tantric yoga phase and weird positions, with a generous contribution from my phat thighs, these brave 501s gifted by @jeawhiz had a crotch seam pop yesterday. Then I busted my load in the 5 seconds after hearing the sharp, loud ripping sound it made.

Anyone else had such a wardrobe malfunction before? And got horny from it? And found their gear even sexier? 👖

#rippedjeans #levis501 #wardrobe_malfunction

You bet your piss-soaked jeans I would! Just looking at the stains bring me nearer to smearing my semen all over my - and your - 501s!

Big plus for inner 501s' worn buttcrack seam!

A Merry, kinky Christmas to everyone, everywhere! Best wishes for 2026! 🎄

Yes, I will definitely jerk off in these torn Levi's 501s on Jesus' birthday! 😈

#xmas #rippedjeans #levis501 #converse

Been a while since I had a nice jerking-off session with these 501xx bad boys. And what a happy surprise, I lost enough weight as to be able to button them all the way to the last one... not that the fly prevents any unsuspected cock and balls peeks anyhow. 😏

Flabby skin aside, I feel more horny than ever wearing my torn jeans, and I officially stopped ripping these any further, maybe because there isn't much to rip anymore. 👖

#levis501 #rippedjeans #weightloss