wasszmut

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I'm a short, chubby and shy guy from Québec who grew up in a freedom-loving family has lurked enough and now takes the scene.

I'm a jeans lover. Levi's are favorites, currently experimenting into raw denim . I enjoy ripping my jeans for all kinds of occasions and get wet with them. I'm bi, been locked in matrimony for years. And now I'm free! And very horny and eager to try the other side...

Shoutouts to @jeawhiz, @levis501 and @Levilandlord, I admired you guys for years!

Show threadwasszmut11h ago
@jeawhiz Information is modern gold. I heard it's hard to separate gold from its alleged owner 😉
Show threadwasszmut3d ago
@jeawhiz A truly well-executed scene. And a big irony bonus when you think that Cassian participated to this terrible weapon's construction, however small his contribution was.
Show threadwasszmut4d ago
@jeawhiz As clichéd as it may seem, my defining moment were the actual last 3 seconds of season 1 - when I fully realized what the inmates actually manufactured at Narkina 5. A feeling of utter existential dread and smallness. And a most definitive level-up of the series according to yours truly's most humble opinion.
Show threadwasszmutMar 10

@jeawhiz Gymno... OMG! Instant epiphany orgasm here! So Gymnosperm (the scientific term for the pine trees) means "naked seed"! Must explain why I'm so aroused each time I take a hike!

#themoreyouknow

Show threadwasszmutMar 10
@jeawhiz Fuuuuck yeah, keep anointing that holy book in your holy cutoffs!
Show threadwasszmutMar 3
@jeawhiz I get you. I've shed more than one tear when we lost the Nordiques back in 1995. Not that great a loss if you consider their terrible standings 😆.
Show threadwasszmutMar 3
@jeawhiz I came to believe that Scott and Kip are an "appetizer" for the main story. Less developped story, yet still in the picture. And even if an appetizer doth not a meal make, I found their syrupy tale in _Game Changers_ palatable. Or maybe I'm too much of a softie to fully enjoy Shane and Ilya's dynamic.
Show threadwasszmutMar 3
@jeawhiz Reliving first season through your commentary fills me with sweet nostalgia. You might say it releases "Andorphins" 🤭
wasszmutFeb 28

It's still a bit cold in the St. Lawrence valley, especially with these half-crotchless Levi's 501s on. The picture was taken seconds from peeing in them , then I got lost in the moment. It sure was warmer - for a time 💦

#rippedjeans #levis501

Show threadwasszmutFeb 24
@jeawhiz Pretty much the same here in Quebec, minus the shirtless firefighters, otherwise we'd find frozen nipples lying on the sidewalk... Which, in itself, can be sexy if they're still attached to their hunks. 😏