Johan Vervloet

@vohanj@phpc.social
200 Followers
466 Following
1,092 Posts
#php developer
fighting against crud
trying to convince you that you need automated tests
author of some #wiezen related web apps
gitlabhttps://gitlab.com/johanv
bloghttps://blog.johanv.org
Johan Vervloet20h ago
Ben Ramsey20h ago

I haven’t had many problems with #PhpStorm’s #Xdebug integration in a long time. Most of the time, it Just Works, but today, it decided it doesn’t like me, and so now, my afternoon has been spent trying to get it to work again.

This is the error I see in the step debugging console. The only thing I know has changed is PhpStorm (it upgraded).

```
Cannot find file '/path/to/ramsey/uuid/Standard input code' locally.
```

#PHP

Johan VervloetJun 16
Muppet GIF of the DayJun 16
Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...
Johan VervloetJun 15
Roma KomarovJun 15
Photos of @utilitybend@front-end.social giving a talk on the first day of #CSSDay (5 June 2025). @stephenhay@front-end.social is also present in the fourth photo.
📷 OM-3 & 75 mm ƒ1.8 (45 mm ƒ1.8 for the fourth photo)
Johan VervloetJun 14
Show threadBen RamseyJun 14
@Crell I don’t want to say I won’t support ramsey/uuid anymore, but yeah, this can replace it. What it really does is provides a proving ground for identifier/identifier. If it seems like a useful idea, I’ll propose it to PHP-FIG. https://github.com/php-identifier/identifier
GitHub - php-identifier/identifier: Common interfaces for identifiers

Common interfaces for identifiers. Contribute to php-identifier/identifier development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
Johan VervloetJun 13
DgarJun 12
Johan VervloetJun 13
Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️Jun 13

The contact form on my website is basically only ever filled out by robots, so I added a checkbox that says, "I am a robot. Only check this box if you are a robot." https://stevendbrewer.com/contact-me/

Robots appear to find it irresistible.

Johan VervloetJun 12
Show threadVaughn Vernon 🟦 🟨 🟧 🟪Jun 12
Microservices is not a bad plan. Yet, you can still build a monolith by separating different Bounded Contexts into different git repositories and package them in a single runtime, each as a top-level module. The runtime artifacts could be combined with JARs or DLLs, for example.
Johan VervloetJun 12
Infection PHPJun 12

Given SA=Static Analysis, and MT=Mutation Testing, please reply.

RT for reach!

I use only MT, without SA
1.6%
I use only SA, without MT
67.2%
I use both SA and MT
31.1%
Poll ended at .
Johan VervloetJun 12
Larvitz  Jun 12

KDE Plasma 6 on FreeBSD 14.3 on my Lenovo ThinkPad T480:

- Intel iGPU working via i915kms ✅
- Audio working out of the box ✅
- Intel AX210 WIFI via wifibox ✅

Power consumption is still worse than under Linux (3,5h vs. 5h+) but I'll try to optimize that further.

So far, I'm *very* satisfied with how well FreeBSD runs on the ThinkPad T480  

#freebsd #unix #freebsd14 #thinkpad #lenovo

Johan VervloetJun 12
Reuben Walker aka mobileatomJun 12

How to make emojis in PHP. #PHP

https://www.exakat.io/how-to-make-emojis-in-php/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into SYMFONY FOR THE DEVIL @symfony-for-the-devil-mobileatom

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DgarJun 12
Show threadDgar3d ago
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧3d ago
@dgar Noted.
Show threadThomas Lobig🐔🐔3d ago
@dgar noticed
Show threadTrèsFluke 🍁3d ago
@dgar Oh, I hadn't noticed
Show threadArapalla3d ago

@dgar

Well, if we're doing silly signs....

Show threadWeekend Editor3d ago

@dgar

Is it worth noticing if I *don't* notice it?

Like, missing out on the fun, or something?

Show threadDroppie [infosec] 🐨    ​Jun 12
@dgar Keen to see other albums they'll promote.
Show threadDgarJun 12
@MsDropbear42 😏
Show threadI see Dud people!Jun 12
@dgar a very passive aggressive sign.
Show threadKahte🐿️Jun 12
@dgar Bisous du jeudi mon Dgar 😘😘😘😘
Show threadDgarJun 12
@Kahte 🤗
Show threadAlexJun 12
@dgar 😂​
Show threadD. G. FitchJun 12
@dgar I believe (but am not 100% sure) that this sign is at https://stevenspointsculpturepark.org/
Stevens Point Sculpture Park

Welcome to the Stevens Point Sculpture Park. Providing a welcoming and accessible outdoor venue for environmental arts exhibitions, activities, and educational programs.

Show threadDgarJun 12
@dgfitch
✌️😁👍
Show threaddragonfrogJun 13
@dgar that's ridiculous and now I want to make one. I've got this on my back fence already.
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@dragonfrog @dgar found this sign in Wellington last time I was there.
Show threadThe Embodiment of RED Jun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

"Have you seen that sign back there?"
"...No?"
"Right, good then; I hear seeing it is apparently something of a no-no!"

Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Awesome! Where?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@whybird @dragonfrog @dgar one of the alleys heading off Lambton Quay IIRC
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar I have contacts who do a popular Facebook/Instagram page called “Wellington Alive”; I’ll let you know if they find/post it (or maybe already have?)
Alternately… permission perhaps for them to use your photo if they want to?
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Aksully… does the original of the photo have location data?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@whybird @dragonfrog @dgar Oh, good thought, it does, Plimmer Steps, on the left side wall as you go in from Lambton IIRC
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Fantastic! Thanks :)
Show threadkeefJun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

I once took this photograph:

Show threadPxl PhileJun 13
@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar into jail right away, all of you 😅
Show threadAndreJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar well, as a developer I need to say you're safe.

If it said "photography OR sketching", though, you'd have committed a transgression.

Show threadkeefJun 13

@leitzke @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

how do you know I didn't also do a sketch, though?

😁

Show threadAndreJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar I think I already said I was a developer, so the answer is obvious:

The information was incomplete and I pulled assumptions over the missing part out of my ass, as we all do! 🤣

Show threadZeewaterJun 13
@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Wdym no sketching allowed 😂
Show threadMenno2d ago
@Rana @keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar
Sketchy sign, if you ask me.
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of BohemiaJun 13
@keefmarshall you just can’t photograph and sketch at the same time, both are fine by themselves
Show threadCadbury MooseJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

The "Official Secrets Act" strikes again.

I think the modern signs are more like: "This is a prohibited place within the meaning of the official secrets act"

(With various additions such as "No unauthorised entry", etc. and the "This area is patrolled by military guard dogs" for the more sensitive/critical ones.)

Show threadDifferent DrummerJun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

#signs

Show threadDavid de GrootJun 13
@DifferentDrummer @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar iirc, this sign is outside the Powerhouse museum, in Newfarm, Brisbane (Qld, Australia).
Show threadDifferent DrummerJun 14
@david Provenance!
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@dragonfrog @dgar oh, for the record, I did look up the Wellington City Council bylaws and the reference doesn't quite work, but is probably: https://wellington.govt.nz/your-council/plans-policies-and-bylaws/bylaws/public-places-bylaw-2022#signage
Public Places Bylaw 2022

Regulates land under the control of the Council to enhance the public’s well-being and enjoyment of public places.

Wellington City Council
Show threadPhil Tanner Jun 14
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar is the sign next to it still there?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 14
@Phil_Tanner @dragonfrog @dgar that wasn't there when I went past in January
Show threadPhil Tanner Jun 14
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar my photo was from March 2016... A decent while back to be fair
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 14

@LapTop006 @Phil_Tanner @dragonfrog @dgar I’ve got my people on the case ;)

I’ve been remiss in not referencing this one yet though. It’s near the Powerhouse museum in Brisbane.

Show threadVolkershochschuleJun 13
@dgar
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Jun 13
@Volkershochschule Just what does it plan to do about it? Intolerable! @dgar
Show threadcarstenraddatzJun 13
@Volkershochschule @dgar Oh! The department of redundancy department must be next door then.
Show threadNiels GreweJun 14
@dgar I‘m being reminded of this wonderful @scarfolk council poster
Show threadEveryday.Human Derek3d ago
@dgar @catsalad is this the line for the bug spray?
Show threadsasutina13a3d ago
@dgar
Show threadsasutina13a3d ago
@dgar Please cone in. (This is not a one-off error. They all read this way.)
Show threadRealGene ☣️3d ago
@sasutina13 @dgar
The dude who owns Raw just bought High Times and is bringing it back in print editions.
Show threadMonsieur_Lepetit3d ago
@sasutina13 @dgar
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦3d ago

@dgar

the original trolls of norse folkore lived in woodlands and isolated places

good to see trolls going back to their roots

this is genuinely old fashioned trolling

Show threadDay Use X Mockin' Uh3d ago

@dgar

Fair enough.