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Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Welcome to the Boomtown Mar 11, 2023

This week's #80sSoundtrackSaturday is Iggy Pop and the title track to "Repo Man" (1984). #IggyPop #RepoMan #80s #80smovie #80smusic #soundtrack #punkrock #punk #forgotten80s #boomtownpodcast #letsgetsushiandnotpay

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

bacon popsicle 🎈Mar 11, 2023

My 16yo took it surprisingly well when I told her she can’t date until I’m dead.

To show she has no grudge she’s even making me a double bacon & fried egg sammich every day, despite knowing that my doctor forbad me that kind of pleasure due to my dangerously high cholesterol and morbid obesity.

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Omniscient Orb of Antlers

Mar 11, 2023

I would vote for any bear who ran for president on a platform that we all hibernate through winter

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Plague Poems Feb 17, 2023

I know an old punk
whose pierced nose
remains hidden
behind the N95 mask
he dutifully wears
and when I ask him
if he still wears it
because his aesthetic
has never cared for norms
he replies that he wears it
because nothing is more punk
than giving a shit
about other people.

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Lot⁴⁹ Mar 11, 2023

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Velocirooster adminensis

Mar 10, 2023

Watching a St Patrick's Day segment on the local news and the news guy is dressed up in a kilt and play-boxing a guy in a leprechaun suit and I can only imagine this is a reference to the Irish rebellion of the 1640s and the subsequent sectarian violence between Irish Catholics and Scottish Presbyterian colonists in Ulster

Tusk Jenkins Mar 11, 2023

Princess of Whales

Mar 10, 2023

Today in Social and Emotional Learning, we were reviewing how to determine whether a problem is small, medium or big. We were instructed, as per the chart, that a small problem is one that involves only one person, a medium problem will involve up to three people, and a big problem will involve even more people than that.

So I’m glad to know that if I die by hitting a tree with my car, it will be a small problem with a simple solution! Do we have to be upset? No! Just go get some paper towels and clean it up!