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security cloud architect, dad joker, bleeding πŸ’œ, father of four, blue teamer, trying to leave things better than I found it, he/him, trans rights are human rights

Celebrating Thirty Years of the Internet Archive with the β€˜Class of 1996’ πŸŽ“

Most Likely to LAN Party: Quake

Before Twitch streams there were cables, pizza & Quake. You had to be there (literally).

See more of the Class of ’96 ➑️ https://blog.archive.org/2026/05/07/celebrating-thirty-years-of-the-internet-archive-with-the-class-of-1996/

#Classof96 #idSoftware #bethesda #Doom

YOU GUYS!! We live on a planet where the perfect combination of chemistry, atmospheric temperature and pressure, and geometry means that this ridiculously beautiful thing just HAPPENS sometimes!!!

Earth is so damn neat! We have the best planet!

Sorry about the news today, my UK chums. Sending love. As always, I stand with the trans. 

I have invented a new dessert.

I started by robbing a trainload of ice cream. Then I combined that with some sugar I "harvested" from my neighbor's kitchen. Then, I mix it all together, and spoonfeed it to your boss until he gets all sugar high. Then, I jack up the price to $100/mo and use that money to hire more train robbers.

I call it "Agentic Ice Cream" and I'm doing a funding round now. Free enterprise, baby.

Riding one of Kauai's new electric busses for the first time, paid for by the Inflation Reduction Act. Thanks, Biden. $2 ride to the airport. ⚑

It's got that new bus smell. Bonus photo of a bird of paradise at the bus stop.

#transit #Hawaii

Remember that if someone tells you that you need to dress "formal" for business to ask, "Oh, you mean 'business drag'?"
her: are you on instagram?
me: no
her: facebook?
me: i’m on mastodon
her:
me:
her: it's a small town i’m sure we’ll run into each other again
America has become a place where the least deserving get the most, while the most in need get the shaft. We must change that.