Too Lazy to Fail

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I'm Paul, the blundering CISSP your greybeards warned about. He/him. Kindness is part of my religion, DM reminders appreciated. @toolazytofail1 on Twitter.
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It's a little-known fact that the standard government/contractor Per Diem rate for any location is determined by taking the price of two Subway footlong subs and adding that to the price of a bottle of Knob Creek.
You either die an ISSM or live long enough to become an SCA.
Someone mentioned AOL 4.0 and I want you to know that it was such a huge upgrade from 3.5.

TNG: Relics. It's pretty annoying that they didn't give Scotty even half a moment of "I've been in a transporter buffer for 80 years. Almost everyone I've ever known is dead."

He just rolls right into wanting to be a useful engineer. No family? No friends?

I've been called the bad boy of information assurance.
Raving Rabbids - Travel in Time has a lot of mentions of MySQL, which... oh no
Wow. A vendor just used my employer's name in the CallerID name field to get me to pick up a call to my cell phone. That's crappy.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for KPIs I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of email templates. Email templates I have acquired over a very long career. Email templates that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you complete your POA&M now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will email you.
wholesome yet dystopian 😅