Too Lazy to Fail

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I'm Paul, the blundering CISSP your greybeards warned about. He/him. Kindness is part of my religion, DM reminders appreciated. @toolazytofail1 on Twitter.
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Too Lazy to FailAug 21, 2023
It's a little-known fact that the standard government/contractor Per Diem rate for any location is determined by taking the price of two Subway footlong subs and adding that to the price of a bottle of Knob Creek.
Too Lazy to FailJul 31, 2023
You either die an ISSM or live long enough to become an SCA.
Show threadToo Lazy to FailJul 31, 2023
@patrickcmiller I mean, it was the export-controlled version, right?
Too Lazy to FailJul 26, 2023
Someone mentioned AOL 4.0 and I want you to know that it was such a huge upgrade from 3.5.
Too Lazy to FailJul 24, 2023

TNG: Relics. It's pretty annoying that they didn't give Scotty even half a moment of "I've been in a transporter buffer for 80 years. Almost everyone I've ever known is dead."

He just rolls right into wanting to be a useful engineer. No family? No friends?

Too Lazy to FailJul 23, 2023
@campuscodi You're just making these company names up at this point.
Show threadToo Lazy to FailJul 22, 2023
@jerry Old cats are the best.
Too Lazy to FailJul 21, 2023
Church of JeffJul 19, 2023
Too Lazy to FailJul 21, 2023
@arichtman A dishwasher only uses about four gallons of water per load! I didn't know this until very recently. There's situations where washing dishes by hand uses MORE water than the machine.
Too Lazy to FailJul 21, 2023
@APBBlue You've got this!