@jeffowski

Moses won against the Seven Curses with the help of the legal team of Rent & Begat.

Feeling oppressed, suppressed and depressed? Do you need help, like the Deuteromites? Bottom of the barrel, and they keep putting on the lid?

Well, call Rent & Begat, and we'll perform legal miracles for YOU!

@jeffowski

...but Dathan Trump shouted him down and said "only I know the true commandments!"

And the people swooned and said "show us the way..."

@jeffowski

...and the people grew angrier and stoned him to death with blue, "Verified" rocks, for being a &#$%@ woke.

@jeffowski for vision-impaired viewers, the pictured text says, And Moses said, "Thus says the Lord: You shall not oppress the stranger, for you were strangers once yourselves in Egypt.

And the people grew angry, and said, "O Lord! Why are You teaching us critical race theory?

And Moses said, "Do any of you know what critical race theory is?"

And none of them knew.