Jon BakerBOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.
#T1D
StonedKidney
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SirEviscerate 
*getting undressed in front of someone for the first time*
sorry i look like this, i honestly didn't think i was ever gonna do this again
sorry i look like this, i honestly didn't think i was ever gonna do this again
Jeffw
Ken WhiteI am tolerant of many things -- some things -- okay at least two things.
But people who don't Google things that obviously can be Googled and instead come to me like the Oracle of fuckin Delphi or something, without even the common goddamned courtesy to bring be a donut or something, are not one of them.
All of human history is just one giant Rube Goldberg machine that takes us from making primitive hunting tools in a cave (give or take) and ends with OnlyFans
MikeZilla Minus OneI always see more people walking into Costco than out of Costco... but the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions.
Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
Paul HudsonHappy April Fools day to everyone who thinks the US date format is weird 🎉
Roxi Horror 💀🌸FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
ntIll be posting some past work on here, seeing the great response from my current project. This is an 1959 IBM 1401, 1:16 scale, scratch build, 100% hand made
