Mastodawn

apocalymantic Nov 20

Accidentally downloaded two users' pfp images and feel weird about it 🙃

apocalymantic Oct 23

Lizzy 💫Sep 22, 2023

I hope this email scores you some weed.

apocalymantic Oct 21

Reminder to myself to stop thinking about people who are capable of easily forgetting about me in the blink of an eye after 6 months of being "friends".

apocalymantic Oct 16

Zeph Oct 14

"Have you ever licked a butternut squash?" she said, her dulcet voice drowning out all sense and reason.

"N-no, no, I never have... should I?" I said, voice quavering, unable to meet her gaze and dropping my eyes only to be met by the plumpness of her thighs gently rubbing together.

She leaned close, I could almost feel the heat of her body "I find butternut... to be the most erotic... of all squash" and like a snake she struck, a squash through my chest, exploding my chest and obliterating me

apocalymantic Oct 16

levelbot Oct 16

we're seeing poltergeist levels at about 47%

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apocalymantic Oct 14

KurganSunstrider Oct 13

Do you have any video games that you prefer playing in the autumn and winter?

#gaming

apocalymantic Oct 12

How well you treat others and how well you react to their idiosyncrasies is the only gauge to how hot you are. Physical traits are temporary and subject to change, environment and aging; they're a completely unreliable metric for judging how long a relationship will last.

apocalymantic Oct 11

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Erin Fogg Oct 11

Call it a diversity of slapstick lmao

apocalymantic Oct 11

nixCraft 🐧Oct 11

HTML’s Best Kept Secret: The <output> Tag https://denodell.com/blog/html-best-kept-secret-output-tag

HTML’s Best Kept Secret: The output Tag

Make your dynamic content accessible by default with the HTML tag that time forgot.

Den Odell

apocalymantic Oct 11

(cocking shotgun with one hand) They're called toots