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Anarcho-communist. Police hater. Fort Wayne, IN. She/guy

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BskyCriminalerin.bsky.social
Pronouns:She/they, but I'm not a lady, I'm a guy

400bce - 1930
Patient: I got ghosts
Doctor: And how! Ur gonna die lol

1930 - 2005
Patient: I got ghosts
Doctor: U got the flu and ur gonna die

2005 - 2024
Patient: I got the flu
Doctor: lol right did Google tell u that idiot ur fine

2024 - 2026
Patient: My chatbot says I got bixonimania
Doctor: Ya mine does too sorry but ur gonna die

U wake up on a tropical island

U must enter the following words every 108 minutes in a computer or the world ends

GIRL, RICH, POOR, LAUGH, BULLIES, REVENGE

U hit execute & look down at yourself

U are wearing a jumpsuit

On the chest is a logo with words reading Dharmann Initiative

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All of these people are going to end up as bones in a barrel bouncing around in their own melted flesh inside 6 months
With Neighbors, HBO has invented a new genre of television, true pre-crime
Calling cops thieving sex predators with cheating wives is NEVER defamation
Have they put Charlie Kirk in Fortnite yet
It would be extremely funny if it happens today
Psst hey kid, you wanna see the world? I lost my access to cheap oil and I got a free college tuition in here if u help me find it
I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so please ensure you only use it to text because I absolutely will not answer if you try to call.

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