400bce - 1930
Patient: I got ghosts
Doctor: And how! Ur gonna die lol
1930 - 2005
Patient: I got ghosts
Doctor: U got the flu and ur gonna die
2005 - 2024
Patient: I got the flu
Doctor: lol right did Google tell u that idiot ur fine
2024 - 2026
Patient: My chatbot says I got bixonimania
Doctor: Ya mine does too sorry but ur gonna die

