"Have you ever licked a butternut squash?" she said, her dulcet voice drowning out all sense and reason.

"N-no, no, I never have... should I?" I said, voice quavering, unable to meet her gaze and dropping my eyes only to be met by the plumpness of her thighs gently rubbing together.

She leaned close, I could almost feel the heat of her body "I find butternut... to be the most erotic... of all squash" and like a snake she struck, a squash through my chest, exploding my chest and obliterating me