apocalymantic

@starblood
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Welcome To Earth
@GoGhostly mmm banana peppers ๐Ÿ’›
Accidentally downloaded two users' pfp images and feel weird about it ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@carnitas D E T O N A T O R
I hope this email scores you some weed.
@FairyGodBitch I want her to kill me with hugs and smoldering affection
@blossomlilija throwing my pokeballs at random animals on the street just to hear the sloshing sound
Reminder to myself to stop thinking about people who are capable of easily forgetting about me in the blink of an eye after 6 months of being "friends".
@Verrence @[email protected] fantasy pembisball

"Have you ever licked a butternut squash?" she said, her dulcet voice drowning out all sense and reason.

"N-no, no, I never have... should I?" I said, voice quavering, unable to meet her gaze and dropping my eyes only to be met by the plumpness of her thighs gently rubbing together.

She leaned close, I could almost feel the heat of her body "I find butternut... to be the most erotic... of all squash" and like a snake she struck, a squash through my chest, exploding my chest and obliterating me

we're seeing poltergeist levels at about 47%

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