For me, #Mastodon right now feels a little like the first season of #StarTrekDS9. Everyone bumbling around trying to work out how the place operates. The #Bajoran residents putting up with all the #Starfleet personnel arriving with their own rules and regulations. Nobody quite sure how the story is going to unfold. Unfamiliar user interfaces.

Consider me the sole remaining #Cardassian, inexplicably running a dress shop as cover for who the hell knows what.

@unamccormack What a lovely analogy. But I don’t want it to become the Dominion War!
@cathoderaytube Also keen to dodge later events on Cardassia Prime!
@unamccormack as ever I'm Miles, getting all sorts of crap thrown my way and just shrugging and necking a pint...
@unamccormack And I'm definitely the trill wandering in late-series mid-arc, head so full of Things and Events they even forget their own pronouns sometimes, but it's full of stars too (the inside of their head, and outside of it) so it evens out.
@unamccormack Well so glad your here Plain and Simple Una.
@woodmally None of my favourite gifs are here yet, but imagine that one with Garak nodding thanks.
@unamccormack I’m in the shop next door. I see you and I am taking note. Im quiet and keep to myself. I make quilts. There is a shuttle arriving tomorrow with textiles…but you probably already know. :)
@Msloftis Just looking through your pictures: your work is amazing!
@unamccormack thank you. I enjoy the art of creating quilts. I also love Star Trek and other sci-fi. :)
@Msloftis Have you done a Cardassian quilt?
@unamccormack not yet but I want to. I can only make and handquilt about 3 to 4 quilts a year.
@Msloftis I can imagine: they are works of art.
@unamccormack When does the Cerritos arrive?
@unamccormack I'm just stuck on the promerade with no idea where the turbo lifts are...
@peterjfoote Over there on the left by the florists.
@unamccormack Missing #StarTrek shows like #DS9. Nothing new compares.
@oster Not even Strange New Worlds?! If you're after the militarism angle, maybe dig into the BSG / SG-1 archives :)
@unamccormack it's ok, my rabbit says DS9 is a fine place to visit.
@unamccormack Now is only figure out how the replicators (i.e servers) work.
@unamccormack hi Garak, plain simple Garak 👏
@unamccormack Instant follow for that analogy. Can’t wait till we hit season 4!
@unamccormack Not only is this an *excellent* analogy - but perhaps DS9 is (over)due a rewatch.
@unamccormack while I love the analogy, self identifying as a cardassian is a bit suspect 😆
@unamccormack That Cardassian can be useful to know. *follows*
@unamccormack I like it. Now. I'm trying to imagine how this analogy would work if it was Babylon 5 instead.
@unamccormack oh no. I'm not looking forward to the Dominion War. 😱
@unamccormack Now I’m trying to figure who Sisko, O’Brien and Odo are. I think I’m that extra who walks by in a red shirt.

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That makes sense if you just joined. Many of us have been on the Fediverse for years and years.

@emacsen That why I said “For me”.

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Maybe a Babylon 5 joke about bad acting and poor special effects?

@unamccormack It has a lot of promise so I don't intend to move along home just yet.
@unamccormack Given my profile pic, I fear there are two of us 🤓
@unamccormack We're due for a couple of terrible early filler episodes, then. Fortunately I quite liked "Move Along Home"
@Applemask Me too!

@unamccormack I KNEW I WAS RIGHT.

If Wishes Were Horses can sod off though.

@unamccormack This is a very timely analogy seeing as I’m currently going through a DS9 re-watch/discovery. I kinda vaguely watched some of it when it was first broadcast. Now I’m properly watching all of it and I am loving it!
@unamccormack Pleroma instances are the Ferengi.

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I guess I’m one of the ones packing up who’ll be gone for the rest of the series.

Too crowded. 🤷‍♀️

@unamccormack garak had more than dresses ;}
@unamccormack Well, if its TS univery, then I guess I'm a Klingon :)
@unamccormack tho not a Trekkie this is the funniest thing I e read all day
Doee this make the #IrishTwitter migration Miles O'Brien?
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@unamccormack Allamaraine Allamaraine count to four!

Allamaraine Allamaraine then three more...