Simon Newbery

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If you wanted to see all the Deathstar Expresses in one place… well now you can: https://t.co/aEIkCklVqj
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“If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine

See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair

You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo”
#HalfManHalfBiscuit
#hmhb

A storm is forecast, and I’m preparing to do one of my favourite things: go out in the middle of the night and leave several fish on top of my neighbour’s car.
School kids have a better understanding of brand roll out than Elon Musk.
Characters from various kids TV shows dancing to Firestarter by The Prodigy.

"London has no community"

Tell that to my neighbours who spotted we were having the kitchen done and delivered an emergency Indian food parcel. ❤️

Listening to this for the first time in years. An absolute classic of 90s alternative rock #music#albums#alternative
Crapenaccio.
Keep Gallifrey Tidy #DoctorWho #Wombles

"and you've researched the name and it has no bad connotations at all, especially for people in the UK?"

"er, sure, no, none at all Mark"

"Ok, let's launch it!"