A storm is forecast, and I’m preparing to do one of my favourite things: go out in the middle of the night and leave several fish on top of my neighbour’s car.
@thewritertype Leave some loaves as well - make it biblical.
Obs you're looking at Fortean Times.
@Probertd8 If I were, I'd switch to frogs.
@thewritertype I'm pretty sure God feels the same way?
@thewritertype don't use fillets it doesn't fool anybody apparently😒

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It almost sounds like my favorite scene from the movie Dirty Work.

https://youtu.be/ypWyIxFNCoI

DIRTY WORK Clip - "Fish" (1998) Norm MacDonald

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