Bad humour. Worse Programmer.
I gave up on "progress" a long time ago so now I'm in the engine room of an overheated old starship running around maintaining the ship, loosening a pressure valve here and there, patching the haul and improving the engine. No way in hell I'm going to submit to the dark empire of bad software and subscription services. I'm a free man! Wait.. gotta go something is overheating again.. shit!