RE: https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/116142691896449167

I would love to increase the diversity of the F-Droid board.

If you are a woman, agender, non-binary, and you are keen but unsure about nominating yourself (e.g. you doubt that you have the credentials / experience), I will be more than happy to chat / exchange email / Signal messages etc.

Cosmic Herald
$42.99
https://astariad.neocities.org/Cosmic_Herald

"Cosmic Herald" presents 66,140 lines of blank verse in 1,376 lyrics, gothinettes, pastorals, satires, elegies, ballads, and psalms written 2023 and 2024 by Surazeus that chronicle fall of America and rise of Zarathia.

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

https://lyra.horse/x86css/

OK so, a favorite topic lately:
- Lo-fi is elevator music that millennials adore (and lo-fi Ghibli remixes = easy-listening jazz covers of Disney music)
- AmITheAsshole is the new soap operas

I am absolutely on both these tracks, and have zero regrets
Sometimes you just need to relax and be reminded that things could be worse

“So uh, you’re a demon. Who bakes cookies….”

YES MADAM I AM ALIBRAXUS OF THE THIRD TIER. I ALSO BREW AN EXCELLENT GINGER BEER.

“I’m Sarah. I guess I messed up your summoning.”

I AM A FREE AGENT—NOT UNDER YOUR THRALL—IF THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN, MISTRESS SARAH. EXCEPT THAT AS THE RITUAL WAS INTERRUPTED I AM NOW BOUND TO THIS STRUCTURE FOR THE NEXT 65535 DAYS

“Just Sarah is fine. May I call you Al? So what now?”

AS YOU WISH MISTRESS SARAH; BESIDES COOKERY I LIKE TO CLEAN AND IRON.

“I mean, is there some way we can get you back, uh, home?”

HELL, MISTRESS SARAH, IS INTOLERABLY UNTIDY. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RETURN THERE. IF I MAY BE SO BOLD I HAVE INSPECTED YOUR PANTRY AND PREPARED A SHOPPING LIST.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Day_1