Kit Bashir“So uh, you’re a demon. Who bakes cookies….”
YES MADAM I AM ALIBRAXUS OF THE THIRD TIER. I ALSO BREW AN EXCELLENT GINGER BEER.
“I’m Sarah. I guess I messed up your summoning.”
I AM A FREE AGENT—NOT UNDER YOUR THRALL—IF THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN, MISTRESS SARAH. EXCEPT THAT AS THE RITUAL WAS INTERRUPTED I AM NOW BOUND TO THIS STRUCTURE FOR THE NEXT 65535 DAYS
“Just Sarah is fine. May I call you Al? So what now?”
AS YOU WISH MISTRESS SARAH; BESIDES COOKERY I LIKE TO CLEAN AND IRON.
“I mean, is there some way we can get you back, uh, home?”
HELL, MISTRESS SARAH, IS INTOLERABLY UNTIDY. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RETURN THERE. IF I MAY BE SO BOLD I HAVE INSPECTED YOUR PANTRY AND PREPARED A SHOPPING LIST.