me: you know that half a nectarine in the fridge is yours, right?
he: yes! remind me about it when you get your afternoon carrot-snack?
me, at 16:00...
🎶
I know a guy who needs a snack
his wife has carrots but he don't want that
he could eat peanuts or a coupl'a dates
but what he really should have on his plate is
nectarine
nectarine
nectarine
ne-e-ec tarine
🎶
(I could hear him laughing through the wall that separates our offices. My work here is done.)





