I may have marked the tree as my territory – you know how… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dog #christmas #JoinIn

Your #johnmastodon jokes can wait until the morning, guys! It’s time to get off of Mastodon and go to sleep! #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

As I have said, guys, dog rain coats are for utility only, not just cute dog pics. It has to be raining substantially to warrant the use of #dog rain coats. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

It’s time to get off Mastodon and go to sleep, guys. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #sleep

The below re-post is less of a #rufftruth guys. But it still should be shared.

This re-blog below is specifically for #elon musk, guys.

You will probably never be a celebrity, guys. But you know who might be? Your #dog. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs

You do not get to just nap whenever you want, guys. But do you know who does? Your #dog.

You have to do democracy, guys. Otherwise everything will get worse and it’s already PRETTY BAD.
#midterms #vote #election