The days are getting shorter, and that’s a good thing, guys! More time to howl at the moon. #dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #rufftruths

Guys. I know you thought it was a good idea to invest in Dogecoin because you didn’t think that a Shiba Inu would ever mislead you. But like I told you at the time, THAT WASN’T A REAL #dog GUYS, AND YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE IT ALL! #rufftruths #onlytrustrealsogs #dogs #crypto

Glow in the dark frisbees are dangerous, guys! Just because you can see the frisbee, does NOT mean you can see where you’re going when you try to catch it! #dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #rufftruths

Watching porn for 4 hours on a Monday in your bedroom does not count as “working from home,” guys. #dogs #rufftruths #sex