Ross Gardiner

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Software engineer living in #amsterdam, where I make robots do robot things at Monumental.

I have opinions (and am interested in other people's opinions) about #programming (espcially #types, #functionalprogramming, #typescript, #rust, #haskell) and #urbanism (especially #bikes). searchable

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Google Maps should require a passport number before allowing you to use the word 'authentic' in a restaurant review.
A creative way to run (what I hope is) speaker cable in this restaurant. But I feel like there's a 50/50 chance of there being another BS 1363 plug on the other end of this cable...

> the team designed a field experiment with a custom-made bat accelerator machine

this is the sort of scientific research I can get behind

https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/january/discovery-of-bats-remarkable-navigation-strategy.html

January: Discovery of bats remarkable navigation strategy | News and features | University of Bristol

Just three weeks ago I went to a jazz gig at the beautiful Vondelkerk.

Now it's been destroyed by careless idiots with fireworks. Infuriating.

I'm not sure that listing the feature 'direct access to emergency exit' sends quite the right message here.

I tried some of the scarier prompts from reddit on the new model and it shut them down straight away. It didn't agree with me or encourage me to keep going.

I don't trust OpenAI as far as I can throw them on ethics but this will probably turn out to be one of their more socially-responsible moves.

Did some doomscrolling in the chatgpt subreddit after I saw that lots of people were complaining about losing the (unbearably sycophantic) 4o model.

I'm now pretty convinced that asking the LLM to give itself a name is a big red flag.

Solving unimportant problems with poorly-supported browser APIs.

https://www.rossng.eu/posts/2025-08-09-where-should-i-aim/

I couldn't find a nice way to detect AprilTags on my phone. So I built (well, mostly vibecoded) a little app.

https://www.rossng.eu/posts/2025-08-03-apriltag-detector/

My guide to the CEFR levels of language proficiency