This is ridiculous. Everyone knows you should use longs to validate phone numbers

I've replaced the stem on my pre-owned bike with a shorter one. The existing stem has a stack of felt disks inside it. Is there a good reason for this? Or did the previous owner just need somewhere to stash their secret felt disk collection? #BikeTooter

My washing machine is doing a software update. Now I'll probably have to prove my age before washing adult clothes

What do you get if you cross a lamb with a panda? A lambda λ

Looking after my mental health today

Gorgeous day for a ride. I managed 19 minutes before this happened. I don't think a derailleur is supposed to do that #BikeTooter

I thought I was going to bed, then had a quick look outside to see if there was any #auroraborealis action going on. #PeakDistrict

Channel 4 are trying to tell me that "The Fall: Skydive Murder Plot" is a true crime documentary, and not a song by Mark E Smith

#AuroraBorealis - by Mam Tor in the #PeakDistrict, UK #aurora

@Philsturgeon My nature reserve volunteer group is going to be uprooting this rhodo next weekend. Have you got any tips? What tools should we get hold of? And is there anything we can do to regenerate the ground around it? We cut most of the rhodo down a year ago, and there's still a brown desert around it