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She/her pronouns. Comic relief, moral support, occasionally tells the packets where to go. Grumpy old queer married person in eastern Massachusetts. Generally wandering around feeling like I'm secretly a cartoon of three raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to pass.

"This is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?"

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@JenMsft Trader Joe's had a bar-shampoo I really liked, and then they discontinued it. Then they brought a nearly identical one back, to my delight. Then they discontinued it AGAIN just to fuck with me.

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Erin Reed Jun 16

Alright everyone, one last push. If you or anyone you know is: - LGBTQ+ - 13-24 years old - In the US Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health. It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :) trvr.org/survey2025

trvr.org/survey2025

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Stefan Bohacek 7h ago

"[...] the defining event that marked the start of the gay rights movement in the United States and around the world."

Happy "Stonewall was a riot" day!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots

#stonewall #StonewallRiots #StonewallWasARiot #lgbt #lgbtqia #history #OTD

Stonewall riots - Wikipedia

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@BrianJopek Is this golf erasure? Sounds like it could be golf erasure.

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@bones Smug little orange fiend.

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@stripey Absolutely!

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@stripey HELL YES

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@catsalad ... Yes, exactly. (Usually Massachusetts for me)

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John Overholt 6h ago

University of Notre Dame Special collections shares highlights from its newly acquired Gay Rodeo Collection is not something I expected to be typing, but good for them. https://sites.nd.edu/rbsc/reading-the-gay-rodeo-ephemera-collection-for-pride-month/

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@overholt Wow! [rushes to share]

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We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well.

We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.

Jay 🇺🇦5d ago

@ufwupdates
Damn straight.

Danny Boling ☮️5d ago

I love this. I really do. And if I owned a business, I'd plaster these all over the place. #UFW

But this warning only works when and where the law matters. And that is not now, and it's not the US.

zenmaster 5d ago

@ufwupdates I think you might have two typos in the third bullet point:
emplovees s/b employees
authorify s/b authority

an actual bus 4d ago

@zenmaster Also in the bottom left it says U.$. Constitution

@renardboy @zenmaster

Well, that's not entirely wrong 😆

Hot Dog Water Moccasin 5d ago

Y'all need to put that on shirts and hand them out to everybody. A body is private property.

@ufwupdates great idea, but so is spell checking

Torf und Schnee 5d ago

@ufwupdates and what will they actually do if somebody will indeed trespass?

David Fleetwood - RG Admin 4d ago

@ufwupdates Probably should spell check it first....."emplovees" on the third item....

💀 Fairchild 💀4d ago

@ufwupdates Of course, they'll claim probable cause, as in 'it's probable there is someone here we want to kidnap and you're not letting us'.

Zoidberg For President 4d ago

@ufwupdates That will surely work...

Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽4d ago

needs a 'TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT' line

Mark Harris 4d ago

@Sassinake @ufwupdates and folly with "Survivors will be prosecuted".

MegatronicThronBanks 4d ago

@ufwupdates Needs quite a bit of cleaning up. Also I'd change the 'No's to 'Stop's, but that's me.

MacCruiskeen 4d ago

@ufwupdates also ‘U $ Constitution’

Steven Heywood 4d ago

@ufwupdates
I'd do a spell check and also add something like: "Masked trespassers refusing to identify themselves when challenged will be presumed to be of criminal intent and appropriate measures shall be taken."

Mark Harris 4d ago

@Stevenheywood @ufwupdates I'm not sure about the legal aspects (as I'm not in the USA) but it seems like the lack of uniform and identification is likely to be a good defence for someone who shoots one of them.

Kit 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦4d ago

@ufwupdates I'm about to print this and hang it in my front window

Rob Vincent 🎙️4d ago