I am such a dork.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

#DEFINE ADNAUSEUM 1

class fishheads {
private:
int yum = 0;
int eatThemUp();
public:
fishheads();
~fishheads();
}

fishheads:fishheads () {
return;
}

fishheads:~fishheads () {
yum = eatThemUp();
}

fishheads:eatThemUp () {
return 1;
}

int main(void) {
while (ADNAUSEUM) {
rolyPoly = new fishheads;
destroy rolyPoly;
}
return;
}