@kurtsh best wishes to you both! I know it's stressful, don't work yourself up too much. I found out it takes quite a lot to reach toxic levels so I hope everything turns out. /hugs

@ricci @dan @elb you can't use an awful language without committing at least one atrocity. I've seen worse bash

@ricci @dan @elb that is some of the prettiest TCL I've seen, to be fair

@ricci @regehr @dan @elb @vlivinsk I mean I will grant it is possible... but I would recommend python as a general purpose drop in for almost anything at this point. Hey whatever gets it done at the end of the day though

@dan @ricci @elb I had to learn the dark art to do some evil things on BigIPs. I have since rejoined the light

@ricci @dan @elb you just had to say any

@jerry as someone who spent a lot of time in AdTech, I can say that the accuracy of the data that these targeting systems use is so bad and contradictory that you shouldn't feel bad about this at all. I have never liked advertising and knowing that all the systems were essentially using bad guesses based on the sadly common practice of "more data is better data" no matter the quality of that data always made my heart warm a little :)