ppk 🇪🇺

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technical writer - #browser expert - #cssday and #perfnow conference organiser - #history geek - former Later Roman Empire specialist - native of #Amsterdam - recovering Tweeter
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Oh look what arrived today! I can now defend against monsters with too many dimensions and tentacles.

@ankedesign @html5test *Target* audience is the relevant phrasing here. If we would use flamethrowers. Which we won't.

And we will not put cats in harm's way, so I'm afraid they're out for this year.

Writing a CSS Day newsletter about flamethrowers and doom lasers. We must address the legitimate concerns of our audience.

"Here you go," the guard said, "in you go with the others."

The door clanged shut behind me. The cell was quite crowded, a quite homogenous group of men looked at me.

How to say it in Latin? "Cur in carcerem es?"

"We are also time travellers," one said in English, "here to warn Caesar."

#IdesOfMarch #TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction

@brucelawson Yes. Your days of waking up in a random bed in Amsterdam with only a vague recollection of the night before are over.
@awfulwoman We thank your Graciousness.
@awfulwoman Can I propose "Justice Fuckstice" as the motto of our glarious Queen Charlie I?
@mwichary It's a book about the Microsoft implementation of Linux.
@Skoop Geldrop