SO. We have had:
Friday the Thirteenth: Jason, Knives
Pi Day (3/14): Pie, Knives (not so sharp)
Ides of March: Caesar, Knives
A day of recuperation or pre-drinking
St. Patrick's Day (3/17): BOOZE

It's been a WEEK.

Punch a bully (as any Irishperson would), have a glass of your favourite and toast Peace, and then, having had horror, feasting, emperorcide, a brief rest, and a day where the craic is hopefully grand, you have my permission to TAKE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF and recover yourself.

Sláinte!

#FridayTheThirteenth #PiDay #IdesofMarch #StPatricks #ItsBeenAWeek #ttfsd (that's take the feckin' sick day, for those of you going WTF?)

tumblr is broken so uploading my most recent ides art here

GET HIM
We've had #PiDay, we've had the #IdesOfMarch, now it's...uh... #SquareRootOfTenDay

Classic Caesar. But it's clearly missing about 22 more knives for full historical accuracy.

​Et tu, Brute? 🥗🔪

#caesar #IdesOfMarch #EtTuBrute #KitchenHumor #Meme #FoodHumor #historymemes

"It's 3.16.26 and He is still ALIVE" - my disappointment in our republic's Senators

#idesofmarch

Happy weird day where we memorialize the assassination of a Roman public figure based on the (not unfounded) suspicion that he was a threat to the Roman Republic and whose death led to his deification, civil war, and — checks notes — the collapse of the Roman Republic.

Oops.

#IdesOfMarch

I love this guy. The comments are the icing.

CW: simulated assassination

#IdesOfMarch

How to assassinate a Roman Emperor
https://youtube.com/shorts/__IVgqeb8y8

How to assassinate a Roman Emperor

YouTube

I fail to grasp why people celebrate #idesOfMarch.

My google-fu failed me.
Has anyone a good explanation?