I Value the GooseYou've been stabbed through the guts and blood is spewing out. Can I help you?
No.
You've fallen down 2 flights of stairs. Can I help you?
No.
You've been shot by 5 arrows at point blank range. Can I help you?
No.
You've fallen off your horse with all these open wounds. Can I help you?
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