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“Tofu-eating wokerati”

Londoner in Kent
Have never kissed a Tory.
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Discovering the #meermittwoch community has made all those hours on German Duolingo worth it. Ihre Fotografie ist wunderschön!
Tried Threads for a long minute before retreating back to here. Keep your algorithm designated feed thank you I want to look at pretty stone circles on #StoneCircleSunday
In #JapaneseFolklore iwana bozu are char (a type of river fish) who grow to an enormous size and transform into #yokai. They're able to shapeshift into human form, dress in Buddhist priest's robes, walk and talk. Mostly they approach people who are fishing in rivers to ask them to stop, and to avoid needless killing and to take only what they need. Most people think they're priests and don't consider the possibility of them being yokai until after they've left.
#folklore #japodon
🎨Matthew Meyer
Hello internet neighbours! How is everyone doing?
You've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but in Canada we have:

Phew. Finally finished.

I'm so happy with how these turned out! #crochet

Still trying to get an activity routine both on here and on the bird app. Finding Mastodon harder to navigate and interact with.

Well, since I gave my #introduction as a wildlife photographer and a researcher, let's start by showcasing the former! Here are some of my favorite shots from this year.

You'll find my regular uploads on instagram (https://www.instagram.com/come_denechaud_photography/) and all collections in high res and more on my website (https://www.comedenechaud.com/).

I think we can all agree that perfume adverts are one of the more bizarre aspects of Christmas.

Like “Hey get this for your loved one and they’ll smell like
(checks notes)
Marion Cottilard dancing on the moon while covered in glitter”

For the past several months now I have been encountering what I can only describe as the most #vegan problem imaginable.

Rogue lentils. Everywhere. Whenever I lift a rug: lentils
Vacuuming under the bed: lentils
In the washing machine at the end of a cycle: LENTILS

I am losing my mind. Can only assume there is some kind of lentil gremlin scattering them as I sleep. What. Is. HAPPENING.

Do we think the Canadian medics have a load of tampons in their first aid box or did some poor woman have to fish it out of her handbag? Why wouldn’t he cut the string off??? I have so many questions