«As in beer.»

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Taking myself seriously so you don’t have to. Wine is actually more of my thing. But it doesn’t rhyme with my name. So.
Shark pics upside down are even more scary

"We noticed a sign in from a new compu—"

NO YOU DIDN'T THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING COMPUTER I'VE BEEN USING FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT

They originally wrote «I want it that way» for the soundtrack of the #Mandalorian movie in 1998.

The movie was canned in favor of #StarWars Episode 1 and the song was instead released on the Backstreet Boys’ third album.

Two two two two to Toulouse.

@glennf
This is absolutely guaranteed to happen. You can already look at different colored furniture in the same IKEA shots. And different colored clothes on the same model in online stores like Amazon. Why not swap the model too? Labor is the evil that prevents poor, downtrodden corporations from maximizing their profits. People need to stop complaining and think about the REAL victims here: corporations.

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I think a fun thing to do is invite the Jehovah’s Witnesses in to talk, but leave the porn on TV.
New iron-on patches in our shop 🪱
A programming life hack:
I never understood why girls didn't want to play doctor with me when I was 11 because I was cute and only had like 3 or 4 malpractice suits.
News is there’s now a urine test for prostate cancer. My doctor’s gentle fingers were my only way to live out my homo-erotic tendencies. I guess I have to lock myself in a closet like the Republican men do.