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Taking myself seriously so you don’t have to. Wine is actually more of my thing. But it doesn’t rhyme with my name. So.
Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 12, 2023
@beaveinflow You sexy smart Canadians and your wasted time. ❤️ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAbzJNXiJY
Skid Row - Wasted Time (Official Music Video)

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Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 9, 2023
@beaveinflow Why are the new one’s ears shrinking? 😉
Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 8, 2023
@UndeadRed85 Because the butthole itches and you two are in the same pack to take care of each other.
Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 5, 2023
@Twotired @enoch @beaveinflow The additional L stands for Licking, does it not?
Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 1, 2023
@fuzzyduck Ha! Just bought some tickets. Look at what ze Germans offer us for tomorrow.
Show thread«As in beer.»Sep 1, 2023
@Saltssaltgirl That’s awesome! Congratulations! 🎉
Show thread«As in beer.»Aug 27, 2023
@beaveinflow Only scary if there’s a sign prohibiting to bring flowers on the ride.
Show thread«As in beer.»Aug 25, 2023
@beaveinflow When that happens, my boyfriend brings out mine with his tongue. All I have to do is be a little mean to him and he’ll know exactly what to do.
Show thread«As in beer.»Aug 22, 2023

@Saltssaltgirl One exception, where it’s easy to tell, is with people who drink coffee. They are shitty before they had their first, good after they had it, and the ocassionality of their mistakes increases as the effects wear of.

Just ask them if they want coffee and you know what to expect.

Show thread«As in beer.»Aug 22, 2023
@beaveinflow Saving the liver from harm is not the only reason that humanity invented champagne enemas.