Michele 👾 🔭

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It says a lot that the best recent picture I have of myself looks like I am going “ooopsieee”.
What about these 🌶 takes?You know whose opinions these are
What is my thing?Observability (distributed tracing mostly). Contributing to OpenTelemetry whenever I have something nice to upstream :-)
Current trodding groundsLumigo, for awesome AWS O11y
Previously in Michele’s careerCanonical, Instana and SAP CloudPlatform alumnus.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 18, 2023
Well, maybe the problem was not that people did not want to give him money for X, but that the various checkmarks were hideous. Gotta love the “Product demolition speedrun - all cheats” of Emerald boi.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 16, 2023
The Noob Painter*Oct 16, 2023
Adeptus Mechanicus: "No. We have sniper striders at home."
#warhammer40k
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 13, 2023
Low Quality FactsSep 14, 2023
Genius.
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Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Oct 7, 2023
@jnsgruk you should be dancing too thou
Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Oct 7, 2023
@pluralistic in Italy, nothing is more permanent than the temporary.
Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
I painted the blade Abadon Black for that slick satin finish, the smoke based Corvus Black, then stipled Kantor Blue and gradually mixed in more and mpre bonewhite with rounds of dry-bushing until it was only bone white.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
Castellan Crowe’d sword was literally ten minutes of stipling and dry-brushing and I could not be more delighted of the outcome! #fedipaint #warhammer40k #GreyKnights
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
EatonOct 4, 2023

In a lot of ways, Facebook has a classic IBM problem

1. Won big early, and accumulated a war chest that let them absorb hits instead of adapting
2. Facilitated genocide

Michele 👾 🔭Oct 4, 2023
Low Quality FactsMar 12, 2023

"The fediverse isn't profitable"

Actually, the fediverse is a great place for artists and creators to find support for work they are passionate about and pour their soul into. It's just not profitable for multi-million dollar corporations that want to fill the pockets of already far too wealthy execs.

Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Sep 30, 2023
@lowqualityfacts i have it on good authority that 140 is actually the best number.