Michele 👾 🔭

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It says a lot that the best recent picture I have of myself looks like I am going “ooopsieee”.
What about these 🌶 takes?You know whose opinions these are
What is my thing?Observability (distributed tracing mostly). Contributing to OpenTelemetry whenever I have something nice to upstream :-)
Current trodding groundsLumigo, for awesome AWS O11y
Previously in Michele’s careerCanonical, Instana and SAP CloudPlatform alumnus.
Well, maybe the problem was not that people did not want to give him money for X, but that the various checkmarks were hideous. Gotta love the “Product demolition speedrun - all cheats” of Emerald boi.
Adeptus Mechanicus: "No. We have sniper striders at home."
#warhammer40k
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@jnsgruk you should be dancing too thou
@pluralistic in Italy, nothing is more permanent than the temporary.
I painted the blade Abadon Black for that slick satin finish, the smoke based Corvus Black, then stipled Kantor Blue and gradually mixed in more and mpre bonewhite with rounds of dry-bushing until it was only bone white.
Castellan Crowe’d sword was literally ten minutes of stipling and dry-brushing and I could not be more delighted of the outcome! #fedipaint #warhammer40k #GreyKnights

In a lot of ways, Facebook has a classic IBM problem

1. Won big early, and accumulated a war chest that let them absorb hits instead of adapting
2. Facilitated genocide

"The fediverse isn't profitable"

Actually, the fediverse is a great place for artists and creators to find support for work they are passionate about and pour their soul into. It's just not profitable for multi-million dollar corporations that want to fill the pockets of already far too wealthy execs.

@lowqualityfacts i have it on good authority that 140 is actually the best number.