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Please keep in mind that my 139th Patreon subscriber will have the great benefit of putting "139th Patron of Low Quality Facts" on their resume. Employers will look at this and think "Oh wow, 139 is my favorite number. They must be a wonderful person. Let's put them on the payroll but not make them do any actual work, for our company will simply benefit from their wonderful presence".
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Sep 30, 2023 at 4:13amWeb
Show threadRoknrolSep 30, 2023
@lowqualityfacts How about: "139th Low Quality Patron of Facts"?
Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Sep 30, 2023
@lowqualityfacts i have it on good authority that 140 is actually the best number.
Show threadTony Crenshaw's LatteSep 30, 2023

@lowqualityfacts
139 is a prime number. Therefore the 139th Patron of LQF is also the Prime Patron of LQF.

(according to Wikipedia, 139 is also a "happy" number. I don't know what that means, but it's gotta be a good thing)

Show threadSo‑Called VaughnSep 30, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Wowza. How do you find time to count the money?