Michele 👾 🔭

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It says a lot that the best recent picture I have of myself looks like I am going “ooopsieee”.
What about these 🌶 takes?You know whose opinions these are
What is my thing?Observability (distributed tracing mostly). Contributing to OpenTelemetry whenever I have something nice to upstream :-)
Current trodding groundsLumigo, for awesome AWS O11y
Previously in Michele’s careerCanonical, Instana and SAP CloudPlatform alumnus.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 18, 2023
Well, maybe the problem was not that people did not want to give him money for X, but that the various checkmarks were hideous. Gotta love the “Product demolition speedrun - all cheats” of Emerald boi.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 16, 2023
The Noob Painter*Oct 16, 2023
Adeptus Mechanicus: "No. We have sniper striders at home."
#warhammer40k
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 13, 2023
Low Quality FactsSep 14, 2023
Genius.
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Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting.

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Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
I painted the blade Abadon Black for that slick satin finish, the smoke based Corvus Black, then stipled Kantor Blue and gradually mixed in more and mpre bonewhite with rounds of dry-bushing until it was only bone white.
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
Castellan Crowe’d sword was literally ten minutes of stipling and dry-brushing and I could not be more delighted of the outcome! #fedipaint #warhammer40k #GreyKnights
Michele 👾 🔭Oct 5, 2023
EatonOct 4, 2023

In a lot of ways, Facebook has a classic IBM problem

1. Won big early, and accumulated a war chest that let them absorb hits instead of adapting
2. Facilitated genocide

Michele 👾 🔭Oct 4, 2023
Low Quality FactsMar 12, 2023

"The fediverse isn't profitable"

Actually, the fediverse is a great place for artists and creators to find support for work they are passionate about and pour their soul into. It's just not profitable for multi-million dollar corporations that want to fill the pockets of already far too wealthy execs.

Michele 👾 🔭Sep 26, 2023
Chris Buxey has moved ⬇️Sep 26, 2023
I’m using #TutorialTuesday to remind everyone of the free LED miniature tutorials on my website. 😊 This week it’s my ‘LED Nighthaunt Candles’ tutorial - but it’s also good for fuses too!
https://chrisbuxeypaints.com/2020/05/23/nighthaunt-dreadwarden-with-led-candles/
#WarhammerCommunity
#PaintingWarhammer
Nighthaunt Dreadwarden with LED Candles

A gentle tapping downstairs in the wee small hours, A whisper in the empty room that’s never used, A snapping twig behind you on the lonely road, You are never truly alone in the Tallowlands.…

Chris Buxey Paints
Michele 👾 🔭Sep 24, 2023
BlueShiftNZSep 15, 2023
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Show threadMichele 👾 🔭Sep 23, 2023

(5/5)

“We have heard your concerns” => Our guy is now hitting us up with hemorrhoid cream rather than the usual mounds of whatever fueled our executive brainstorming sessions. Happy now?!?

“and we are making changes in the policy we announced to address them." => ChatGPT generated for us a ficus leaf and we hope you like it. We still don’t understand what’s the big fuss. We just want your cash. Give us you cash. All of it. Fork it over please and stop being tiny bitches about it.

#unity