Mister Krabs

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Blind Texas man on the internet. Used to be @misterkrabs
This will be the last post from this account. Moving over to someplace.social.
As a totally blind guy, I sometimes fantasize about just getting in a car, and driving to nowhere, getting completely, thoroughly lost, with absolutely no idea where I’m going, where I am, or how I got there. Granted, I can do that easily enough on foot, or, I suppose, by getting off at random stops on public transportation in an unfamiliar city, but it’s not quite the same thing.
There should only be one version of every song on Spotify. If it was on some compilation or film soundtrack, the song should just link back to the original release. So many duplicates.

Yes, totally.

You said:
I'm going to describe a color without saying it's name. Tell me what you think it is. "The color sounds a little like "Too", and if you said it wasn't a popular color, it would be wildly untrue. And if you can't guess this, I'll start to feel..."
ChatGPT said:
Ah, I see where you're headed—it must be yellow! It fits perfectly with the description and the clever clues you dropped. 😊 Did I get it right?

We're in more trouble than I imagined!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time),she shook her head
and said, Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.". . . . . She also votes!

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly,
I said, "Uh, Pacific." ............. He also votes!

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend
drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." .. . . . . . She also votes!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot. .. . . . . My sister
also votes!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied
2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

.. . . . He also votes!

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The clerk
didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, If that's the
case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?" To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey." .... .. . The
clerk also votes!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". ....
.. . She also votes

Fahrenheit is a far superior scale for describing weather. It's basically a score out of 100. 0 is ridiculously cold, 100 is ridiculously hot. Everything else is somewhere in between. Should never have switched to Celsius.
I'm very hungry.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
Greenland Prime Minister Mute Egede says he is ready to speak with Donald Trump as he calls for independence from Denmark. So I suppose he's ready to Unmute.
Me: I forgot my password.
Email: Okay, here's a link to reset it.
Me: Click.
Website: This link has expired. Try generating a new one.
Me: What? You literally just sent this to me. Ok, fine, give me another.
Website: You just generated a link. Try using that.
Me: Click.
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