Mister Krabs

@misterkrabs
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Oh, yeah.
FYI: I'm going to be moving instances. I'm headed over to tweesecake.social
Oh man. So I was helping @BrailleScreen get his server set up for virtual machines with Qemu-KVM. I installed all the required packages, reconfigured the primary interface to be in a bridge so that VMs could have their own public IP addressing, asked for permission to reboot, did so, and now it is boot looping. Seems to be looping at a BIOS initialization stage though, so it may be a hardware issue that just coincidentally showed itself when I rebooted it. I do feel like I just nuked his box though. Ug. #Linux #sysAdmin #ServerAdmin #BadDay
Justin Timberlake drove drunk. He saw a cop in his Mirrors and didn’t think that It’s Gonna Be Me this time. Now he can say Bye Bye Bye to his license. He can show up to court in a Suit & Tie. Oh well , I guess What Goes Around Comes Around.
I'm clumsy but there are upsides. For example if I finish my chips and I'm sad there's no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
I found this elsewhere.

PLEASE BE AWARE
WHEN ANSWERING
YOUR PHONE!!!
From a friend....
Interesting!
| just got a call from a 304 area code. Thinking it was someone | know in WV, | answered. It was a man claiming to be from customer service (didn't say what company, only "customer service")
The first thing he asked was "Can you hear me?"| remembered something | saw on Facebook saying people are calling and asking if you can hear them, then using the recording of your "Yes" reply as a way to sign you up for all kinds of stuff. So | replied "I hear you" to which he again asked "so you can hear me?"
Me: | hear you
Him: | just need a yes or no
Me: | hear you
Him: *hangs up*
Thanks to whoever posted that story. | probably would have answered Yes the 1st time he asked.

From #OCR interpreted image - errors for free
I forgot I had a radio mic on, I went to the loo, had a wee, said to the toilet "thirsty thing aren't you" washed and dried my hands, walked back into the conference room, to shocked and bemused faces, I pretended I knew it was on. I've retired since, but it haunts me.
Had an argument on twitter. Moved to DMs. Became just insults and is now just one word replies. The same word each time. Sent thousands of the same message. Neither of us will give in. It's now a competition of who dies last.
Hey guys, today I'm gonna show you guys, like, how to, like, ya know, do this thing. So, like, basically what we're gonna do is... oh my god just shut the fuck up!
My and my sister have been re-gifting each other the same, awful knitted jumper on our birthdays. She wraps it and gives it to me on my birthday. I re-wrap it and give it back to her on her birthday. We've been doing it for 10 years so far.
VHF seems to be open tonight. I'm picking up NOAA All Hazards WWH26 in eastern North Carolina from New York City very clearly. Wasn't expecting that... Probably around 500 miles away as the crow flies.