You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.

Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.