You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.

Bridge ahead. Pay troll.

You will be run over by a bus.

Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long
as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks
into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is
a matter of discretion.
-- Corwin, Prince of Amber

I think circles are pointless.

You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.

Everything will be just tickety-boo today.