I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.

You are magnetic in your bearing.

Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.

A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.