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I am very funny and will like and boost every cat picture i see. EXCEPT YOURS PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.(*)

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(*) for maximum effect, please imagine all humour posted, spoken with an impassive straight face.

Brainautistic
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ADHDfunny, very.

See? This is how you learn shit.

You laugh at people doing something stupid.
Then quickly go to wikipedia to see what exactly the thing is they did the stupid on, so you don't do it too.

Blue Cheese with Cornflakes flavour. whats not to like?

I'm not usually a #foodporn or #foodphotography poster, but every now and then i cook something that just comes out better than an amateur like me has any right to expect.

Tasted great too :)

#ramen #homecooking #cooking #photo #foodart

Ok, i guess this means i share...
#CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon

It's great when news give you that warm and fuzzy feeling, we get that rarely enough these days.

#bitcoin #cryptocurrency

I just made this for my kids birthday, and frankly i think i deserve some kind of parenting award.
#foodtography #food #cakeday

#bumblebee #bumblebeebutt
#photography #flowerphotography

Photo License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/

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It's not the correct color for a pool, but it *is* a pretty color..
looks like your masquerade is over!
I found a portrait of you, @Cassandra .
Or should i say... Magus Prime of House Tremere!