#Laravel deep dive by Said
Anthony T
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In a relationship with Laravel PHP
Constance VariableA UNIX programmer was working in the cubicle farms. As she saw Master Git traveling down the path, she ran to meet him.
“It is an honor to meet you, Master Git!” she said. “I have been studying the UNIX way of designing programs that each do one thing well. Surely I can learn much from you.”
“Surely,” replied Master Git.
“How should I change to a different branch?” asked the programmer.
“Use git checkout.”
“And how should I create a branch?”
“Use git checkout.”
“And how should I update the contents of a single file in my working directory, without involving branches at all?”
“Use git checkout.”
After this third answer, the programmer was enlightened.
“It is an honor to meet you, Master Git!” she said. “I have been studying the UNIX way of designing programs that each do one thing well. Surely I can learn much from you.”
“Surely,” replied Master Git.
“How should I change to a different branch?” asked the programmer.
“Use git checkout.”
“And how should I create a branch?”
“Use git checkout.”
“And how should I update the contents of a single file in my working directory, without involving branches at all?”
“Use git checkout.”
After this third answer, the programmer was enlightened.
Friends don't let friends run #Vagrant https://mastodon.network/media/vOtqp2WZxdZkICfMgvg
Check this giant fighting robot out at the Maker Faire this weekend! IT uses a Prius as a punching bag https://mastodon.network/media/DQ2-DBf_LCndAEgahp4
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NolanBTW having been an Android developer, I can tell you the drill is basically this:
*designer walks in, wearing a beret and carrying an iPhone and iPad, wearing an Apple Watch and Apple Shoes and stroking a mustache oiled with Apple Mustache Wax*
"Here are the comps for the iOS app which the team has painstakingly built. Please build an equivalent (ugh) Android version in 2 days."
ChaffinchI nearly forgot about #followfriday. Since it's not easy to find people to follow on here, here's a few you may find interesting.☺
@make
@themiddleshelf
@joshgaudreau
@clickybang
@eric
@Stringbender
Who should I follow who toots about tech / dev stuff?
Threading in #PHP, I still don't dare using it https://github.com/krakjoe/pthreads