Nolan

@nolan
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~~~ all the toots that's fit to awoo ~~~
I also have an admin alt, don't tell anybody: @nolan
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WELL-MEANING FRIEND: You should be a writer!

MY BRAIN: If you put an R in the word 'confused' it can become 'cornfused;' haha imagine if people were fused with corn so often we needed a compound word for it

ME: Thank you. That is very kind of you to say

the apple tv startup sound should be the “we” from the start of steven universe because it should know by now that that’s what we’re going to be watching on it
It's bullshit that there's not capital numbers. Sometimes you just wanna scream math!
the year of linux in the browser
I would subscribe to podcats
sometimes @ElfLord and I will just say "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs" to one another IRL. that stands for In Real Life
My nomination for best toot of 2017 goes to this one by @jk: https://mastodon.social/@jk/98835824957157904
WHEN IS THE YEAR OF THE WALUIGI
tbh I would pay for a soundtrack of AGDQ filler music. Hydrocity Zone, Techno de Chocobo, Lon Lon Ranch… they have good taste.